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The Not-So-Likely Adventures of Jonny West
K is for Kidnapping
The Not-So-Likely Adventures of Jonny West: K is for Kidnapping
A 14 year old blond boy sat at the corner of a make-shift bed. Young Mr. West had been ‘kidnapped’ again by his on-off girlfriend Nessie Cannon. Today was an ‘off’ day, which meant trouble.
“Stupid Jonny West, he didn’t like my purple, orange, green tie-dye t-shirt over my navy dress. I’ll make him suffer!” young 15 year old Nessie swore. She cocked her Tiger paintball gun, raising the velocity bar to maximum.
“What did I do this time?” Jonny thought out loud. “And how can I get out of it!” Just then, a huge, brawny man, with a figure that by nature shouldn’t happen, and by gravity, couldn’t happen, stood there. His teeth sparkled and his raven black hair shimmered. “It’s PACE!” Jonny said happily.
“Why yes Jonny. I am here to save you! ” Pace Cannon shot down the wall, revealing a three story drop, and Jonny’s good friend Kadji Bingh.
Kadji started chanting and a rope of cobras appeared, raising up to Jonny. Jonny climbed down the snakes, and Pace jumped down, got up, and smiled.
Dr. Fenton West ran to his son. “Jonny! Are you alright? You were missing for five minutes! I called the Coast Guards in.”
“Dad!” They hugged. Dr. Michelle West rushed to him with marmolade and krispie treats.
“Oh, darling you are safe!” she said.
Saturn, Jonny’s twin sister, jumped to Nessie, magically getting to the third story in one bound. “Nessie, Violence is not the answer… Oh! GREAT t-shirt!”
Nessie dropped the gun. “You really like it?”
“No, it’s hideous… I mean, of course I do!” Then Lead, Saturn’s computer program came in.
“Mr-s. Ev-erts wa-ants-sto kno-ow --click--click--click-- ho-w many people to serve dinner fo-or.”
A very confused Jonny Quest shot up from bed. “What was that all about?!” Jonny rubbed his head, “When did I get back here?”
A sorry looking Jessie came in. “Jonny, I’m sorry I thwacked you with your dad’s book on Quantum Physics and Theories of Different Dimensions… are you okay?”
“Well, that explains the dream… oh, yeah, I’m fine.” Hadji walked in in a bunny costume. “WHAT in the WORLD!? Maybe I’m not okay… I need to lay down again.” with that, Jonny laid back, and Hadji and Jessie left.
Hadji took off the bunny costume, “Since when does charitable acts scare him?!” Jessie asked.
“I do not know. All I know is, I need to get my cobra rope back from my cousin Kadji Bingh.”
Jonny shot up, even MORE confused. This time, his dad was there, Jonny was tied up and had a needle mark on his forearm. He pinched himself, then grimaced.
“ow… Dad?! Where am I?”
“Jonny, thank goodness you’re okay, I’m getting you out of here!” He cut Jonny’s hands free, holding him closely.
As they ran out of the building, Jonny remembered what happened…
END! Bwa Ha Ha Ha!
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